Puppies: Cute, but God they're pricks!

Wow! you're using a desktop for this? Exactly how little do you have going on in your life right now? Well, the upside of your emptiness is that you get to see this text. Mobile users won't even know this is here!

Felix: They'll eat their own shit over this!

So does that make this a hidden message? Yes, yes it does. Is it the only hidden message? Absolutely not. In fact, I think you'll be horrified by the amount of hidden messages that I've gone to the trouble of creating.

Pet Snakes: And other signs you're anti-social

I mean, it's ridiculous honestly. I'm not even sure what the point of this is. I wouldn't mind betting that most of these messages will go unseen by anyone apart from me. But maybe that is the point, maybe the fact that only you and me have read this makes it better.